Saturday, February 7, 2009

Meet Tim Dickinson………….

This is Tim with his wife…or lover…or significant other…or a hooker. We don’t really know, but we’re thinking it’s sexual in any event.

Tim is a contributing editor for Rolling Stone Magazine. You remember them. Everyone there believes Peter Pan was a documentary and a guideline for thinking, left behind by the ancient Mayans.

Tim is upset, as you can tell from the photo, and from the look on his spouse’s face we’d say there’s some fingers digging into some ribs.

Anyway, Tim is unhappy because the pork laden stimulus package didn’t sail through unchallenged. Especially the part about six billion dollars for greening of federal buildings.

Tim can’t resist anything with the word green in it. The very mention of the word sends his mind soaring. Tim now thinks greening some buildings will create two to three million jobs at caulk and weather stripping factories. Tim might be an expert at manufacturing, marketing, construction and economics, or, more likely, he could be a typical nut-job liberal journalist moron who can't even change a light bulb.

Here’s part of what Tim wrote:

"The biggest line item is $6 billion for greening federal buildings. This is stimulus at its best. Thousands of labor-intensive American jobs. Hundreds of millions in new orders to American manufacturers for windows and weather stripping and caulk and insulation. And it has the added bonus of saving taxpayers millions down the line: You reap long term savings in energy costs and have the added bonus of reduced greenhouse emissions. The only justification for calling this 'wasteful' is Cheneyite ideology."

Note the out of context, irrelevant reference to Dick Cheney. It could be that our little man-boy is a closet Cheney-sexual. Bad Tim.

You can read the entire article here, or if you want to buy the hard copy, it’s easy to spot:

The cover has Sean Penn on it.

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