Nothing But Bad News

 

 Crematorium worker finds 90-year-old woman alive after being pronounced dead 

   

 Charlie Munger ate peanut brittle, drank Diet Coke, and refused to exercise — and still lived to 99. 

    

 Anderson Cooper is learning to grieve 

   

 Inside warped yoga cult busted in France 

   

 'Orgasmic meditation cult' OneTaste SUES Netflix for documentary claiming former employee rape claims are false

Same As It Ever Was (Including Falling For It)

Hipsters Were Always Hypocrites - And Conventional. Ask Frank Zappa. In his 1973 song, Camarillo Brillo, he perfectly described resisting a NewAge woman's charms - who sounds just like Amy Carlson, the Love Has Won cult leader - over two years before she was even born:

 

"She said she was a Magic Mama/And she could throw a mean Tarot. And carried on without a comma/That she was someone I should know. She had a snake for a pet/And an amulet. And she was breeding a dwarf/But she wasn't done yet. She had gray-green skin/A doll with a pin. I told her she was alright/But I couldn't come in,..."

 

The (Deplorable) Explainers

 

 Americans Under 30 Don’t Trust Religion — or Anything Else 

   

 The Fighting in Israel Moves to the West Bank 

   

 "American Israelis already left. They leave everyday. Palestinian Americans cannot leave." 

   

 King Charles secretly profits off assets of dead Brits 

   

 ‘Satanic worship tree’ disturbs Christmas festival goers 

   

 Weatherman reveals footage of him performing sex acts was leaked to his MOM, boyfriend and boss 

   

 “I’m grateful to see people defending my mom but can you PLEASE stop using the clip with her honkers out.” 

   

 Tourist blasts San Francisco's Tenderloin as 'most depressing place I've ever seen'

 

Preying For The Unjust

 

 TV tonight: inside Romania’s first school for witches 

   

 I’m irritated that my bossy, religious fanatic relative is coming to visit 

   

 Café employing dementia patients where customers' orders are often forgotten

Hamas Has A Day In The Sun

 

     

     

    

American Guts

PETA roasted after tweeting a picture of turkeys sitting around human meat for Thanksgiving 

   

 The Artist Making Wellness Culture Look a Little Sick 

   

 Voters See American Dream Slipping Out of Reach 

   

 Trump called Iowa evangelicals ‘so-called Christians’ and ‘pieces of shit’ 

   

 Soldiers punished by Biden for refusing jab now sue for billions 

   

 Hapless tourist mobbed by wild turkeys in National Park

 

 Happy Thanksgiving from TMR.

 

Sick And Twisted

 

 In the first three minutes of [Matt Rife's] stand-up, the Wild ‘N Out star “tested the waters” with a domestic violence joke. The comic narrated a story about being served by a waitress in Baltimore who had a black eye. He jokes about how it was “obvious” what had happened to her. The star also expressed his surprise at the company choosing the woman to be their face despite her battered appearance. 

 He says that his friend expressed how the company should have the lady work in the kitchen where she would not have to face people. Matt then recalls how he told his friend “Yeah, but I feel like if she could cook, she wouldn’t have that black eye.” 

 He backs up his joke saying he’s “Just testing the waters. Seeing if y’all can be fun or not.” “I figure we start the show with domestic violence, the rest of the show should be pretty smooth sailing.” He then segways into talking about women believing in crystals having spiritual energy. 

   

 Cult leader arrested for trying to control followers with homemade mercury-laced elixirs

Jackie Kennedy Allegedly Had an Affair With a Man Linked to JFK’s Funeral Planning

Your Personal Portal (To Hell)

Dissent Over Zionism Is Splitting the ADL From Within 

   

 Aaron Rodgers can't stop being a total idiot 

   

 Sam Altman: Religious Cult Leader or CEO? 

   

 Kyle Rittenhouse Has Lost All His Money 

   

 There is a scientific fraud epidemic — and we are ignoring the cure: Rooting out manipulation should not depend on dedicated amateurs who take personal legal risks for the greater good

 

There Are No Words

 

     

     

     

    

There's "Killing" And Then There's Killing

 

 Mormon leaders accused of 'covering up' a decades-long 'epidemic' of sexual abuse and INCEST 

 REMINDER: Utah piano group The 5 Browns talk about their father’s sexual abuse 

   

 20-year-old arrested for lying about being victim of anti-Palestinian hate crime 

   

 A U.N. team enters Gaza's Al-Shifa Hospital and finds a "death zone" 

   

 Congresswoman with brain disorder skipping therapy to serve in House 

   

 Blue-eyed 'AI Jesus' threatens damnation if viewers ignore his TikTok commandments 

   

 The Macrons are an exception. My teacher’s seduction scarred me 

   

 Tampa woman recalls saving her kids from cult leader Jim Jones

Dr. Hammam Alloh (1987 – November 12, 2023)

 

 "We are not animals."

 

High Cholesterol

 

 Mom who 'hanged son, 8, and daughter, 4, with dog leash after having sex with pit bull' 

    

 Paper on homeopathy for ADHD retracted for ‘deficiencies’ 

   

 African and Caribbean nations agree move to seek reparations for slavery 

   

 Which Presidents Have Seen UFOs? Yep, It’s More Than One.

How Could I Be Such A Fool?

2019: "Wellness jumps to a $4.5 trillion global market."

2023: "Wellness Market Reaches Record $5.6 Trillion."

Edzard Ernst MD, PhD, MAE, FMedSci, FRSB, FRCP, FRCPEd: 

"Wellness is a fashionable paradise for charlatans in which they are protected from scientific scrutiny and feel at liberty to bullshit to their hearts’ content."

News Flash: "Deepak Chopra is getting into the $814 billion wellness tourism business." 

 

 And, of course, Lil Wayne's real name is "Clarence."

 

The Neighborhood Freak(s)

50 CENT IN 2023: ‘I DO NOT IDENTIFY AS A PERSON ANYMORE’

THE CRACK EMCEE IN 1998: 'I'M NOT A PIMP / I'M NOT A HOE / I'M NOT A PERSON' 

All You Ever Wanted

 

 15 Stars Who Threatened to Leave the Country Over Politics 

   

 Female 'sect leader', 76, is jailed for life for murdering four-year-old 'reincarnation of Hitler'

The Crown season 6 review – so bad it’s basically an out-of-body experience

Is Israel Real?

 

 "Francesca Albanese, UN Special Rapporteur on the occupied Palestinian territories, has said that Israel cannot claim the right of ‘self-defence’ under international law because Gaza is a territory which it occupies." 

   

 Israeli army veterans admit role in massacres of Palestinians in 1948

NewAge Women (Take One For The Team)

[Elisabeth Targ] had one friend with whom she let her guard down, let herself be a normal dying person. When her friend walked into the room, they would both burst into tears. 

 "What are we going to do!?" they cried. 

 "I'm craving chocolate," Targ once confessed to her friend. "Sneak me some?" 

 "Why? Jesus, if you've only got four weeks, don't make it torture. Enjoy what you can." 

 "I don't want them to know." She was supposed to be macrobiotic.

Of the many tragedies associated with Love Has Won, there’s one that stands out: [Amy Carlson] knew she was dying and tried to get help. Before her final illness, she instructed followers never to take her to a hospital, and refused outside help. Toward the end, she reached out to family members. She even occasionally asked her followers for assistance, but the engine she ignited couldn’t be shut down. “There’s been moments when Mom has asked us to take her to a 3D hospital, and we were like, ‘Nope!’”

 

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?

O.M.G.

After The Laughter (Comes Tears)

 

 Earth, Wind and Spare Tire 

   

 "This is a dispute between two groups of people, over a single piece of land, and that's it." 

   

 Israel gets US aid even when it does things the US opposes. 

   

 San Francisco's clean again 

   

 Shane Gillis: Racist Fireman 

   

 "I live in France!"

 

Idiots (In Congress)

 

 "Anytime, anyplace."

‘You look like a Smurf’ 

   

 Ayn Rand should NOT still be a thing

   

 Alan Dershowitz owes the P.L.O. $10,000

Twin Flames Universe leaders branded “idiots” after denying they’re a cult

When The World's On Fire (And You Wouldn't Put It Out If You Could)

"Initially diagnosed with [a form of cancer was among the 5% that are slow-growing and potentially curable] in 2003, Jobs delayed surgery, a decision he expressed regret over to his biographer. At first, Jobs found the idea of surgery too invasive and opted for alternative treatments like acupuncture, dietary supplements, and juices."

 

 "We present a case of a 23-year-old otherwise healthy woman who presented with acute liver failure (ALF) ultimately requiring liver transplantation as a result of taking increased doses of a homeopathic product with the primary ingredient of eggshells." 

   

 Columbia Student Sues Right-Wing Group Over ‘Doxxing Truck’ 

   

 She Charges $550 for 90 Minutes and Has a Wait List of 7,600 People: Pet psychics are making their way from the fringe to socially acceptable

Bad, Badder, Baddest (With A Single Line About Weird)

 

 Pentagon UFO chief resigns after warning recent sightings could be foreign powers — or aliens 

  

No Cream (Or Sugar)

 The Museum of Hip-Hop 

   

 Calico 

   

 The Ten Dumbest Things We're Being Asked To Believe About Gaza

 

Winning Arguments (To Feel Better)

 

 "This is what oppressed peoples do: they make up stories to make themselves feel better." 

   

 "Trans people make-up words to win arguments."

 

This Post Is Down (For Whatever)

 

Israel offers to evacuate babies from crippled Gaza hospital 

So Zionists bomb a Palestinian hospital, and THEN "offers" to evacuate the babies - smart. And soooooooooo compassionate. I'm sure the Palestinians will be eager to let the Zionists care for their little ones. The Zionists can obviously be trusted,.... 

   

 “No matter how horrific an experience is,....I will do it.”

 

Beware (The Human Spirit)

Writers

Peaceful Co-existence Looks Very Different (After You Bomb)

 

 Douglas Murray is in Israel saying terrorism and terrorists are bad,... 

   

 ...Which presents a little problem for Zionist history.