The Truth And Nothing But The Truth (So Help Me God)

‎"The man of fixed ingrained principles who has mapped out a straight course, and has the courage and self-control to adhere to it, does not find life complex. Complexities are all of our own making."

~ B. C. Forbes, the Scottish financial journalist and author who founded Forbes Magazine.

And, with that, here's a few stories FROM THE REAL WORLD you may have missed over the week:
 

YAY!

Final cult fugitive from 1995 nerve gas attack on Tokyo subway caught at comic-book cafe

THANK GOODNESS FOR "CHURCH": 

A look at some of the biggest Ponzi schemes:

Reed Slatkin, co-founder of Earthlink Inc. and once a Scientology minister, was sentenced in 2003 to 14 years in prison for swindling investors out of about $240 million over 15 years. Groups affiliated with the Church of Scientology agreed to return millions received from his scheme.

YES, YES, PLEASE PUT THE MORMONS IN POWER - THEY CARE

Utah's Telemarketing "Flop-Portunity" Industry Continues To Phone In Support From Utah Politicos

I SEE A FEW HINTS SOMETHING WAS WRONG IN HIS STORY

Bogus doctor who practiced in Pinner faces jail

A bogus doctor who practiced in Pinner faces jail for tricking patients into letting him carry out intimate examinations. 

Antonio Gobbato, a Portuguese national, was convicted at the Inner Crown Court yesterday for calling himself a gynaecologist and psychiatrist, despite having no qualifications. 

The Brazilian-born fraudster also claimed to have qualified in Portugal in homeopathy, iridology, acupuncture and herbal medicines.

I TRUST LINDSEY LOHAN AND NO ONE ELSE

10 celebrity fans of homeopathy

NO WONDER IT'S GOING IN THE CRAPPER

Obama to celebrities: “You’re the ultimate arbiter” of this country’s direction

WHO WOULDA THOUGHT BAHRAIN IS SMARTER THAN AMERICA?

Bahrain cracks down on alternative medicine

WRITE THIS DOWN: STICK WITH TWO-BUCK CHUCK

Does All Wine Taste The Same?

I'M GUESSING MAGIC MARKER

How Obama became black

DON'T HAVE A COW, MAN

EBL - The sense of self is an illusion...

OH, THEY WERE LOST BEFORE THAT,...

Jehovah's Witnesses lose big Fremont molest suit

#1 - DON'T PRACTICE A REAL RELIGION

How a Scientologist Loses Faith in His Church: A Case Study

THE REASON THIS BEING A CHRISTIAN COUNTRY IS SO IMPORTANT

Texas teacher forced 20 kindergarten students to line up and hit classmate accused of being a bully

MY DAD COULD BEAT UP YOUR DAD!!!