Puttin' Beatin's On The Thetans

“You shouldn’t be scrubbing the floor on your hands and knees. Get yourself a nigger; that’s what they’re born for.”

- L. Ron Hubbard, supposedly to his second wife, according to Investigative journalist Ian Halperin, author of “Hollywood Undercover,” his exposé of the cult

"I can tell you who shouldn’t be President - Barack Obama, Condoleezza Rice and the Rev. Al Sharpton. They should not be allowed to run for office, they should be sweeping the office.”

- A Scientology recruiter, also from Ian Halperin

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