Hey: Don't Make Dope Bad Because Of Bad Dopes

“Clearly there’s a lesson to be learned here. The lesson is that it’s not a good idea to drink, it’s not a good idea to be high on dope, and it’s not a good idea to taunt a man-eating tiger.”

- Sam Singer, getting a little crazy (but doing a fine job) as spokesman for the San Francisco Zoo during it's recent troubles.