“Dear Newbies,-- Prudence, giving advice to a couple who find their fellow Catholic parishioners too touchy, in Slate.com.
You should be grateful that your sponsor has not attempted to help lead you on a spiritual journey whose final destination is an orgy.”
Last night my pappy brought the dark men home. They made me play silly games. They made my open my fanny hole and they got behind me and pushed their big stiks in and out of my hole. At first it hurt real bad but then it feeled so good that my little peenie went up into the air. They got all sweaty and then made a funny noise like a pooping donkey and they squirted the hot milk into my belly. Then I go to the potty and the blood and cream falled into the potty. I am 6 years old and Jesus loves me.
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