Everything But The Cold - No, Wait,...Too Late

1. Cannibalism
2. The Death of the Loch Ness Monster
3. Beer Gets More Expensive
4. Pythons Take Over America
5. Kidney Stones
6. Skinny Whales
7. Shark Attacks
8. Black Hawk Down
9. Frozen Penguin Babies
10. Killer Stingray Invasion

-- FOX News, with "10 things that global warming allegedly caused — or will no doubt soon be responsible for — as reported in the news around the world in 2008."