The Mayan's Newest Form Of Human Sacrifice

"There are,...some people,...so clearly loco there's really nothing you can do for them."

-- Arthur Demarest, an anthropology professor at Vanderbilt University, on the 2012 NewAge death cult phenomena ("a misinterpretation of the Mayan calendar") in The Brownsville Herald.

According to this article, a website called "December212012.com even features a list of celebrity believers" like Janeane Garofalo, the Smashing Pumpkins, Lil Wayne, Montel Williams, Mel Gibson, Joe Rogan, Darren Daulton, Mark Thompson, Canibus, Jack Van Impe, and (of course) Shirley MacLaine.

Whoo-hoo! You can click the tags, below, to see what some of these idiots are already up to out there,...