You Want To See Friends? Throw A Party

"Every Sunday they would go to church and see friends. That was a neat thing."

-- Tony Proctor, who - after attending a (NewAge) "humanist" seminar at (the NewAge) Harvard University - is "interested in organizing a kind of nonreligious congregation" (which, of course, will be NewAge) because - apparently - he's envious of religious types, in The Washington Post.

This should go without saying: