Saturday, January 31, 2009

WE Pledge...Not To Say We Told You So: Pledge To "The One" Expires After Almost Two Weeks

Maybe The Presidential Pledge video should have come with a "Use By" date.

From Andrew Breitbart at Big Hollywood:

The smiling and community service-mindedness ended Thursday morning on the affluent side of Beverly Hills. According to TMZ, “Kutcher went absolutely insane when he was woken up by a neighbor who started construction on a house at 7:30 in the morning.”

Wearing his morning fedora, Kutcher chose to videotape and chronicle the inconvenience online.

Among Kutcher’s early morning Twitter offerings:

“this SOB owl feces cougar placenta jack bone dick!”

“Jack ass 7am building a goddamn fort next to my house f’in up my view and noise polluting the entire f’in neighborhood with pounding steal”

“holy moly I’m gonna lose it!”

“this ass clown has another thing coming!”

“I’m gonna kill my neighbor”

Since Demi Moore had to do extra diaper changes on Kutcher for the past few days, we imagine she's behind in her goal to free 5 million slaves in 5 years. We calculate she will need to free about 358 per day to stay on plan.

We'll be tracking it.

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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 31, 2009 at 12:45 PM

    I believe she said 1 million slaves in 5 years?

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 31, 2009 at 12:46 PM

    I believe she said 1 million slaves in 5 years???

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2009 at 9:51 PM

    Each and every day gives Bruce Willis cause to laugh and laugh, with tears streaming down his face in thankfulness that there is a god in heaven and wondering how he got so lucky to have escaped.

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