"High-profile divination has had a pretty rocky history. One of the biggest fortune-telling concerns, the Psychic Friends Network, has drawn criticisms about its stable of C-list stars. Long story short, if the network was so good, why didn't it tell Dionne Warwick, William Katt, or any of its other shills that their careers were headed south?"-- Bruce Watson, while bringing us news of the "bedpan-shaped" premium Panchang fortune-telling watch - made by the Swiss company, Borgeaud, with (ha-ha) Indian astrologers - which is supposed to alert the wearer to "when disaster is poised to strike" (no, we're not making this up) and is priced for suckers between $2,000 and $250,000, to (disaster alert!) make their Wallet Pop.
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