When "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow" Becomes "Jesus H. Christ On A Bicycle, Just Don't Stop Thinking, You Fucking Nitwit!"

"I can't talk to that. I can talk about the future. And here's the future. The future is we have borders."

-- Janet Napolitano, U. S. Secretary of Homeland Security - reduced to making no sense what-so-ever (unless she's arguing with the ghost of John Lennon's Imagine) - after being informed she was wrong on certain border control and terrorism issues, in the National Post.