Two Dummies - Female Type - One With A Ph.D

We're doomed. Doomed, I tell you, doomed! No republic can stand with a citizenry that's this stoopid. It's impossible. That's it: For now on, all TMR posts are going to be written from a secure location. That's right - I'm getting me a flashlight and crawling under the bed. Waaay under. And not because I'm scared:

I'm embarrassed!