The French: More Of Everything We Don't Need

Ha! While most people are marveling at this gentleman's drunken ingenuity, I want you to notice how "sophisticated" this scene is, as well as the highly "fashionable" clothes he and his friends are wearing, and the absolutely stunning surroundings they live in:

What I see, my friends, are the french, living in grubby, boring, ugly, over-priced, sorry-but-we-don't-have France.

And Americans have no reason to admire them, in any way, when - by a long shot - we live in the best place on earth.

Well, O.K., except for how handy they're trained to be with a wine bottle,...