Getting A Look At THEIR Vision Of OUR Future

"No tree. We make a tree mural out of shopping bags and leave a few Sharpies around to decorate with. French toast can replace tired turkey and ham dinners."

-- Ralph R. Reiland, providing us with some "tired" NewAge Christmas ideas that are sure to confuse your kids and, instantly, make them bigger social outcasts than they already are - "Your parents are weird" - which, considering what your kids are like, is only a big deal to me and The Pittsburgh Tribune-Review.