Oh, Yes! I'm The Great Pretender,...

"I have no words to explain what I have done to her and her family. I guess I would be deeply sorry for never considering her during the whole process--and him not bringing her up was just a way for me to pretend that he didn't have one (wife) and for me not to deal with it. I'm not going to ever say what I did is OK."

-- Jaimee Grubbs, one of Tiger Woods' bimbos, apologizing to his wife - something almost unheard of in this age of depravity - which I doubt is a sign of The Times.