He'd Be There Already If They'd Tried To Kill The First Born Male Children And Flooded A Village

"I have faith in God, but maybe the U.S. government could help a little more, too."

-- Corinna Lankford, one of the 10 Christians being held in a Haitian prison on kidnapping charges - where, apparently, Jesus doesn't have the same sway he does here - hoping "The One" will be more effective than their beliefs, or The New York Times