Yes, Even After Seeing That Winning Smile, No

"If Joseph Stalin were to come back to life and start molesting kulak children and the Church of Scientology releases a statement denouncing him on such grounds as this, it would be appropriate to take the Church’s side on this one. In most other instances, though, it is safer to assume that the ridiculous cult is conducting itself in the manner of a ridiculous cult,..."

-- Barrett Brown, clearing up a major problem for me - I couldn't imagine any instance, previously, where I'd find myself siding with the cultish creeps - but now, upon reflection, I have to agree: if Stalin re-emerges from the dead, I'll just have to give in to the True/Slant.