Arianna Nothington Discovers She Is Nothing

This queen of online cultishness keeps getting invited on the Sunday talk shows to blather her inane commentary, and no one takes her seriously, except for the fact NewAge Leftists keep her lousy website going. She knows nothing. She is nothing. Nothing should be her name.

Really, her name should be Arianna Nothington. You know what? That's it. That's who she is. For now on, she's going to be known around here as Arianna Nothington until the day that name becomes as true as true can be. So, without further ado, Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce to you, Arianna Nothington:

The new millennium's Fool on the Hill.