These Blurbs Are What's Known As (Bad) Jokes

So did you hear the one about the Hindu priest who won $2.3 million because the temple owners worked him like a dog?

He was their dog in a past life and they just couldn't let go,...

Of course, Julian Assange has a Holocause denier working for him. And, of course, a lot of women find Assange hawt even though he's a perv.

For a lot of women, this is what's meant by "one thing leads to another".

And isn't it obvious by now that all those people who were cheering a study, saying FOX News watchers are stupid, can't understand studies?