We Told You Not To Do It - You Did It: You Wish You Hadn't Done It. (Mr. Know-It-All Knows All)

You know, you people are incredible:

After trouncing the president (whoever he is) in the last election, everyone was talking about 1994 - specifically, if Barack Obama could become Bill Clinton and move towards the Republicans.

Now, right before your eyes, the First Black President has become the First Black President (who kindly took time out, from being Tiger Woods, to explain why he's moving towards the Republicans) and you saps are acting all surprised - like you've never heard of NewAge cult gurus doing a magic trick before.

We swear, there's no making some people happy,...