Please Help Me (I'm A Christian White Male)

Left-wing radio sounds just as delusional as those (left-wing) "Angel Network" NewAge broadcasts, except, instead of selling gossamer-winged dreams, they sell a different kind of desperate wish fulfillment - both aching to leave this plain they're unable to do anything about. Not that this plain is anything like what's going on in their horrible heads. Let us give you a NewAge example:

This is Deepak Chopra as we see him. A spectacularly less-than-ordinary man (if we can use the term "man" for someone so lacking in integrity) who also hates Sarah Palin because she's another Reagan. See, unlike Reagan, Chopra is a cheat, and a fraud, and a liar, and has been since the first day he's ever stepped foot in the United States with the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.

But this is how Chopra's hypnotized cult followers see him. As you can see, he looks nothing like the previous photo and, folks, that sure ain't India!

So, let the Left's radio shock jocks keep imagining (and spreading the racism that) conservatives are white males, or Sarah Palin is a threat to women, or that watching Glenn Beck with a chalk board - a chalk board! - is so harmful to your mind you should seek help. That's O.K.. They're losing, and will be seeking help themselves fairly soon.

Probably from Deepak Chopra.