Just Announcing A Show Isn't Doing The Show!!

A comic named Simon Munnery has a new set he's debuting:

"It starts with a 15-minute sketch set in a conceptual art restaurant. I serve dishes like Absence de Mango – sweet juicy mango fruit, suddenly removed. Works the same way as homeopathy."

Oooh! Then everyone declares it tastes WAAAY BETTER than the real thing! Delish!!! And much more healthy, too! It's positively rejuvenating!

Needless to say, I wish him well. If he's actually on stage! If he's actually a comic! If he's,...