Chronicling The Crazy Results Of Crazy Beliefs On A Crazy Civilization
Sunday, March 6, 2011
Ha! We Don't Mess With The Jews For The Jokes
That's not true. Out of all the religious believers, we don't mess with the Jews because, throughout history, the rest of you assholes have suffered from "a diarrheaic flow of hostility that for some unknown reason fixes on the target of world Jewry and its evil machinations." So sue us. BTW - we also like most Jews as people. Sorry, but they're just really and truly nice. And not NewAge "nice" but nice, nice.
People have been trying to kill Jews for 4000 years and despite some pretty effective and creative methods in the past century, they've proved they're here to stay ... and anyone can see by a crowd of Hassidim on a Southern California summer Sabbath dressed in all black with wool hats in 110-degrees that they are just tougher than all those folks who hate them.
And if it's someone knocking on your door trying to convert you, we can bet it's not a Jew.
People have been trying to kill Jews for 4000 years and despite some pretty effective and creative methods in the past century, they've proved they're here to stay ... and anyone can see by a crowd of Hassidim on a Southern California summer Sabbath dressed in all black with wool hats in 110-degrees that they are just tougher than all those folks who hate them.
ReplyDeleteAnd if it's someone knocking on your door trying to convert you, we can bet it's not a Jew.