I Don't Have A Prayer

I'm sure I saw this in THX-1138, but it wasn't too convincing then, either: 

"Pray-O-Mat: 

Pick your prayer at converted photo booth with 300 pre-recorded blessings in 65 languages." 

"300 pre-recorded blessings." Sure, variations on "The mass is One. We are One. I am One,…"

You're hurting your case, folks,...