If I Was In Charge (I'd Treat The Servants Better,...)

L. RON HUBBARD / JOSEPH SMITH - WATCH OUT: 

Scientology Movie “The Master” Gets Raves After L.A. Surprise Screening

NOBODY'S PERFECT - OR EVEN TRYING: 

TV 'prophet' who targeted devout Christians is jailed for sexual assaults on two women

OBAMA? BOTH, THOUGH I WOULDN'T CALL IT "SMART" - AND WHY DO YOU THINK WE CALL ROMNEY "A FLIP-FLOPPER" OR HIS CULT "SECRETIVE"?:

The Slate/SurveyMonkey Political Survey: 

Is Barack Obama book smart, street smart, or both? How honest is Mitt Romney?

BECAUSE WALKING AROUND WITH GIANT TITS MADE HER AN ICON - OF FUCKING FAIRGROUND STRIPPERS!

 Elton John Madonna feud: Now he labels her a 'fucking fairground stripper'

JUST A BIT OF COMMON SENSE - FROM PJ MEDIA - TO PLAY FAIR: 

 Why I like Donald Rumsfeld: “He gives you a straight answer."

NOW PJ MEDIA INSANITY - BATMAN IS IN A COLLECTIVIST CULT LIKE MORMONISM:

  "That’s right —  this time he’s BatMitt."

WAIT - YOU CAN'T TALK TO THEM - THEY'LL RUIN EVERYTHING: 

 "An Alumni's Response to Oprah's Visit to Maharishi School"

FINALLY - SOMETHING I CAN VOTE FOR: 

 Let's Agree To Stop Singing 'Hey Jude'

FINALLY - SOMETHING ELSE I CAN VOTE FOR: 

 Coexisting With Our Forefathers 

 *This is funny since an idiot Romney supporter just told me "this whole country viewed blacks as inferior,…" 

Education is NOT a strong suit with these people,…

DON'T GET ME STARTED ABOUT EITHER OF THEM - NO, REALLY, DON'T: 

 Book details Obama's dislike of Romney

SIKH AND YE SHALL FIND:

  Gunman opens fire at Sikh temple in Wisconsin; 7 dead

PROOF - EVERYBODY'S NOT CRAZY: 

 Yadnya Kasada festival:

  Stealing food from the gods: 

Villagers offer gifts to appease the volcano (just don't mention the men perched INSIDE the crater ready to catch them)

OOOH, ASK ME! ASK ME! 

 Ten theories on Romney’s taxes

THE REAL 2012 PROBLEM - A CITIZENRY THAT KEEPS ELECTING LIARS: 

The Real 2012 Problem: Two Candidates Afraid Of The Past

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW HARD THIS JOB IS, CONSIDER HOW LONG IT'S TAKEN THE "NEW AGE ASSASSIN" TO SNAP OUT OF IT - EVEN AFTER KILLING PEOPLE:

  Jared Loughner to plead guilty in Tucson shooting

IT DOESN'T TASTE BETTER, EITHER, TIME MAGAZINE: 

 New Study Says That Organic Food Isn't As Productive as Conventional Agriculture

AND, FINALLY, IT'S TMR'S "SADDEST UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE DAY": 

 "The 'New Age' movement,...has become pretty much absorbed into the mainstream by now."

 (Many thanks to "PW" for that one - I laughed my ass off!)