Joseph Smith Wouldn't Have Done Too Well Online,...

Finally - some common sense comes to the web:

Making a profit on the occult arts? Cultivating a loyal customer base for potions, magic spells and psychic readings? Not on EBay, you’re not. 

In its 2012 Fall Seller Update, the online marketplace said it was banning all sales of supernatural goods and services, exiling its witchy and wizardly clientele to the wilds of Craigslist and other Web-based Diagon Alleys. 

Among the prohibited items: “advice; spells; curses; hexing; conjuring; magic services; prayers; blessings; Psychic, Tarot, Reiki, and other metaphysical readings & services; magic potions; healing sessions.”

Man, do I understand that. (Why no one else does, is anybody's guess,…) 

 Now, if only this momentum could be directed to the White House,…