The Fly

Vanity Fair has an article on Mormonism's big city cousin, Scientology, and the lengths that cult has gone to find Tom Cruise a wife (which, despite the superhuman ability to fix things the belief gives him, never seems to work out,...) It also includes this hilarious line:

  “You can’t do anything to displease Scientology, because Tom Cruise will freak out.” 

 Damn - can a life get much cult-y-er than that?

 Oh - speaking of secret rituals to keep things together - a big shout out to JB for the donation:

I'll be sure to pray for you, over a magic amulet or something, tomorrow,...