I Know All, I See All - Hell, I Practically Make Shit Happen

Remember that story a while back, about a woman on her way to an AA meeting, who hit a kid before crashing her car into a church? I had this to say about it at the time:

The only thing that could've made this story "better" is if the cross had fallen off the church's steeple and speared the kid through the heart,..

Well, my ability to see the future has come through again, if only slightly off-target:

Deeply Religious Newburgh Man Crushed By Falling Crucifix, Loses Leg

Yes Sir, the Lord's "mysterious ways" are just TMR in a blender,…