The Mormons have their blessed undergarments (which apparently do not have the power to win elections)...Yeah - they can stop bullets, but they can't put a man in the White House. Hmmm. Mormon "scholars" (along with right-wing political think tankers) could possibly be pondering that one for decades to come.
But they don't have to - because I've got a time-saving suggestion, for them, that doubles as comedy gold, with massive Pay Per View potential, for us:
Mitt Romney and his cult's cold fusion scientists, whose work "can't be duplicated yet," explaining the physics - before a live audience,…
Wow, that's like a combination of the flower scene from The Wall, Mystery Science Theater 3000...and my second grade Christmas pageant (which was held in conjunction with the Santa parade, and in which I would up having a reality break and threw up -- which may have also been from eating the school spaghetti and meatballs with an orange Fanta).
ReplyDeleteStill not any crazier than Mormonism, and possibly a bit more ethical in nature as well as cooler costumes.
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