Heaven (A Story About My Life With Former Child Stars)

I know, it's only in my head (and the one site I got 'em from) that these two headlines go together, but this is TMR and go together (again) they will:

"Kim Jong Un woos defectors: Come home. We won’t kill you … promise."

AND

"It’s not that Christianity is unpopular, it’s that it’s untrue."

Put 'em together and what do you get?

 Kim Jong Un IS Jesus! 

 Or something like that.

I told you it's only in my head,...