No Matter What I Do Or Don't: I'll Never Be A Good Guy

People are thinking about Giants cornerback Prince Amukamara, AKA The Black Tebow, and saying stuff like this:

“There’s more guys out there like that than you think. Negative publicity seems to get the headlines, but there’s a lot of good guys out here doing a lot of great things.”

So what's the "great" thing they're talking about? Here's a clue:

I've been doing it for the last 7 years myself,...