Prediction After A Visit: The Washington Fuck All Y'alls

Dan Snyder, the owner of Washington's football team, asked for Native American input on it's name, so he got it:

  The marketing of this racial slur has had—and continues to have—very serious cultural, political, and public health consequences for my people and Native Americans everywhere.

It is clear from Mr. Snyder's letter that he does not understand those consequences. So in the spirit of the dialogue that Mr. Snyder says he is willing to engage in, we are inviting him to join the NFL delegation in its upcoming meeting at our Homelands. During his visit, we will organize a special meeting of Oneida Nation families where Mr. Snyder can personally explain to them why he believes they deserve to be called "redskins."

Wow - did you hear that? A free trip to a real, live Indian Reservation!

Lucky Sombitch,...