"As The Crack Emcee's Been Saying" Would Be Nice

They leave me out, and leave me out, and leave me out:

   "'[T]here is a growing sense within the Republican political intelligentsia that Christie and only Christie is positioned to solve the major problems that will face the party in 2016.'

And: 'Christie is increasingly seen as the one candidate who might be able to bridge the divide between the establishment and the tea party that is in the process of ripping the party apart.'"

Go on y'all, celebrate mediocrity, I see how you do,...