Understatement

"Yoga fanatics are almost always overachievers. Overachievers are fucking annoying anyway, so the ones who do Yoga are even worse. If you’re a 30-something year old with a high pressure, high paying job in a major capital city with a very active social life, an expensive apartment with your own espresso machine, an organic only diet, and you do yoga at 5am, you are the definition of a seriously annoying person."