♆ The Macho Response ♆
Chronicling The Crazy Results Of Crazy Beliefs On A Crazy Civilization
Sunday, December 1, 2013
I Am John Galt (And I'm HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH)
"Pot is still controversial. That's hilarious. Pot's still illegal and no one has a jet pack. What the fuck is going on?! Isn't this Silicone Valley? Where's the jet packs, bitch?!
I just wanna go up to everyone making cell phones and say, 'Hey, that's small enough. Stop right there. Just keep them working.' 72 inch TV? That's plenty big, dude. Just keep them working.
No, you'll never get pot and you'll never get a jet pack. And you'll certainly never get the two of them at the same time. Civilization would fucking crumble. Be honest, would you work? 'Cuz I wouldn't work. Who the fuck is gonna show up for work at the mortgage company when you can smoke pot and fly?"
"A patent by Chinese engineers reveals their plans to build a flying car,..."
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