According To The Media, It's Healthy To Submit To This

Do you ever wonder why some yoga teachers are such dicks?

Yep, dicks. There. I said it.

There’s the control freak who calls you out in class because your middle toe is two degrees off center. He’ll tell you how important it is to accept yourself, while simultaneously browbeating you into asana submission because you’re not “doing it right,” but don’t worry, he’s only protecting you from ”injuring yourself.” Not now, but ten years from now. See how amazing he is — he can project into the future.

Or how about the self-righteous and judgmental vegan yoga teacher. One word: #‎irony

Or my favorite, the dark, brooding, over-sexualized, artistic type who barely acknowledges your presence. Unless, of course, you’re hot. If you’re hot, you’ll get all the best adjustments.

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