If Boko Haram Wasn't An African Cult Nobody'd Care

Everyone else has been really concerned - about this guy.

So, Boko Haram is a cult engaged in slavery and - after 7 years of covering these two specific (mental and physical) aspects of cultism - TMR's supposed to be shocked these guys exist to do this, why, again? They've got to be kidding, right? Note to Boko Haram:

It's a proven fact cults attract less attention enslaving girls one-at-a-time. 

You know, like yoga studios,...