I Am So Far Ahead Of The Pack I Could Be It's Leader

And white women? Please: they're so culturally clueless as to barely even count as people anymore.

I really could be out in front of something:

If you break your neck (trying to get a peek) when a woman enters the room, or think discussing women is a good topic of conversation, or even spend your time trying to attract them, then I'm probably not the friend for you,...