John McCain Said France Is An Old Woman Wearing Make-Up In A Bar (Looking For A Hot Date) And I Say The Press Is That Woman But Only Imagining The Bar

CNN stays so cute:

CNN’s Kirsten Powers: Trump’s Base Is in Fox News ‘Alternative Universe’ Where Puerto Rico Never Happened

See, a better (AKA more honest) headline would've looked like this:

"CNN’s Kirsten Powers: Trump’s Base Is in Fox News ‘Alternative Universe’ Where Puerto Rico Never Happened Because They're Still Following The Even Bigger Bombshell Story Of A Delusional Press That's Been Out To Get The President In Any Way They Can Since Election Day - When We All Saw Them Crying Just Because He Won And How They've Been Continually Losing Sight Of Their Mission Since Then - AND THEY WON'T TALK ABOUT IT

That's the story a "real" reporter, at "serious" news operation, would be covering.