The Mormons Are A Very Nice Cult Of Followers Who Can't Admit They're Wrong

The Mormons (America's only cult that can make popcorn and carrot sticks look sinister) just released their own "new" history for the layman (and requested they stop being called "Mormons") but, until they start acknowledging they're following a perverted asshole con artist, what they say is kind of hard to respect as anything but a subterfuge for their embarrassment.