There's Something About A New Dress That Let's Them Get Away With Anything

Holidaymaker, 59, who was accused of having sex with boy, 14, on an Ibiza balcony is CLEARED of all charges

She says he attacked her, because you know what terrors 14-year old boys are. Responsible adults, on the other hand, are waaay too easy to take advantage of.

Catholic priest is arrested for 'raping mentally handicapped victim of human trafficking' in Latvia, ahead of a visit by the Pope

Don't you worry: Now that responsible adults are being shocked into recognizing our children's maturity, that should be enough to condemn the kinky little pervs.