Everything I Dislike by The Crack Emcee

I released a song over at CDBaby and it's kind of catchy. Check it out the lyrics:

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Everything I dislike about my ex-wife gets fixed by Donald Trump 

Everything I don’t need about the elite gets nixed for faking funk 

Everything I despise about all these lies Is now getting debunked 

Everything I disagree about we gonna see about then we making punks 

People nowadays want to be mad, Man 

If you in the paper chase, you oughta be glad, Man 

It’s a real rat race and can be sad, Man 

but your ass got a taste and you were part of the plan 

You can move to the front or the back of the line 

You can choose to invest or you can choose to decline 

You can choose to get smarter or lose your mind 

You can try to see clear or you can try to go blind 

Whatever you do is now up to you 

They done legalized weed - you can think it through 

You can make a big plan and get complex 

Get on the internet and do a double-check 

You can hire somebody to make you an app 

“Marketing Department” and all that crap 

Set yourself free, Man, don’t hold back 

I’m The Crack Emcee and I’m living phat cuz 

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I ain’t no big fan of Oprah, Man 

Don’t spend a lot of time on the sofa, Man 

She don’t look like Steadman ever poked her, Man 

Every good rapper always want to choke her, Man 

She’s a leader in this movement they call NewAge 

where white women go around burning sage 

Indians hate them but they won’t stop 

You see them in Whole Foods buying rocks 

medicine with no ingredients 

ethnic foods without ethnic seasoning 

“Namaste” is their weird-ass greeting 

Little creepy girls over from Sweden 

Marianne Williamson ran for leader 

Five minutes in and we knew we need her 

to keep on talking for entertainment 

I called my [divorce] lawyer and said I’m claimant cuz 

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