Two Tickets To Paradise

They say there's a ‘hot pastor’ problem now, but, from where I'm sitting, there seems to be more of a hot-for-pastor problem. 

Priests join the church for a reason. They stray for a reason, too: Temptation. And women are more-than-happy to provide it.

   

 I'm not sure what game anyone's playing, now that they don't expect celibacy, fidelity, or loyalty from anyone. I'm not sure they do, either.

We've already gone to Hell.