Blacks Are 13% Of The American Public (And We're "Targeting" The Rest Of You)

Bill Maher and Megyn Kelly Argue White People Are Being Targeted, and of course we should listen, because - when an antivaxxer and a woman who insisted Santa Claus is white agree - that's NOT a lot of mental firepower on display to laugh at, and, nowadays - if they're gonna make this the NewAge for realz - we need as little brains, as they can possibly come up with, to celebrate it correctly. Bravo, white people, suffering extreme racial paranoia:

Since the days of Jefferson, you've always come through.