Hitler = Vegetarian, Himmler = NewAger, Hess = Pseudoscience (Basically Oprah)

 

 The Nazi's straight-arm salute was a French invention, so - wow - payback's a mothafucka.

 

And "Raiders of the Lost Ark" was real, naturally, because - the deeper you dive into it - History's nothing but a record of morons believing in stupid shit.