Not All Rape-y Cult Members Are The Same (And They Should Know It Going In)

The authorities can't even conceive of catching Bill Clinton on multiple rape charges, but the Danny Masterson Trial On Multiple Rape Charges Looks Set For A November Start; Actor Relinquished Passport To Court Today, just as Emotional Coach Ricardo Ponce is believed to have fled the country. Check out Ricardo Ponce - he's a fuckin' ponce:

As a fellow NewAge cult member and rapist, I'm sure Clinton and Ponce feel Masterson's pain - that the poor thing didn't take up politics or "emotional coaching" (whatever that's supposed to be) - but followed L. Ron Hubbard's route into the field (of getting touchy-feely) by way of acting. And without even Clinton's charisma or Ponce's flair.

TMR wishes him luck: Nothing could end well if he was following this guy.