They Say

They say the wellness industry is “meaningless pseudoscience” and, not only that but, "about four times the size of the pharmaceutical market worldwide" - of meaningless pseudoscience. That's so much meaningless pseudoscience, we're literally drowning in meaningless pseudoscience. You couldn't get away from meaningless pseudoscience if you tried. Which makes talk about vaccines extra tedious. Because nobody knows what the fuck they're talking about.

 

 

 "Ahhh, this one's gonna get me in trouble"

They say the end will come for the cult of MAGA, which - like Russian collusion - does NOT exist. How deep into Hillary's conspiracies, did they have to burrow, to still believe it does? One day, we'll need spelunkers to get them out. Trust me. Spelunkers. Spelunkers don't get enough work.

They say we should be protecting the right to religious freedom - though protecting the right to religious freedom's why people like "Cult Mom" get away with believing their crazy shit for so long. Maybe protecting the right to religious freedom can have a talk with protecting the right to a life that makes sense, and we can see what we end up with, then. It's gotta be better than dead kids.

They say “Austin is where ambition goes to die,” and you can see that. They can't, but you can. They're not even gonna make the effort. That's how down they are. Whatever that parrot is, it's never going to fly, my friend. Forget it. You're in Austin, you're doomed, and so are your dreams.

And, while they say a US Bank with 33m customers but zero locations left people unable to access their money, even the bank's phone tree kinda snickered and said the bank don't see it that way.