This Especially Applies To White Guys Studying "Game"

A study released this morning by Arizona College in Tucson shows that having a single black friend is probably cooler than three or even four white friends. Director of the study, Dr. Bradley Parming, PhD, spoke to reporters via phone late Wednesday afternoon.

Dr. Parming was reluctant to speculate about his results, saying that he preferred to stick to statements supported by his research.

“Our data shows conclusively that white people are lame,” said Parming. “As a white male, you’d have to be in a pretty popular band — or maybe be a race car driver or something — to be anywhere near as cool as a regular black guy walking down the street.”

And, good lord, they don't like it,...