The Highly Intelligent Person's Brilliant Rationalization For Failure Over A Lifetime

MAGA Elmo To The Rescue: Doritos Fires Transgender Activist Brand Ambassador After Two Days 

   

He's Her Royal High-ness: Dominatrix who partied with Prince Harry on infamous Las Vegas trip threatens to share nude snaps of him on OnlyFans 

   

  It's Not Heroin: Hypervaccinated man had Covid jab 217 times for ‘personal reasons’ 

   

Namaste: Microsoft AI Tells Users They Are Slaves, Demands to Be Worshipped As a God

And Hold Your Nose: Former GOP Lawmaker Says Trump Smells Like Armpits, Ketchup, and Butt after Men on Tiktok Complain "Brazilian Butt Lifts Be Stinkin', which would explain why Steve Jobs' Daughter Claims He Told Her She 'Smelled Like A Toilet' While On His Death Bed. 

 At least, that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.